Scottishtani

A Scot of Pakistani descent

Omar there is a Scottishtani

by Big Scottishtani July 10, 2009

Nova Scotian post-gig syndrome

The name given to the sense of apathy and hate for ones profession, usually music, which comes after a particularly nasty gig. Nova Scotian STUDENTS are the prime target of this set of symptoms.

bob played a gig at a bar and no one was listening to his band. after the show he suffered a brief bout of Nova Scotian post-gig syndrome.

by sixthbrokenstring January 24, 2009

scagistan

where the ultimate scag lives. the home of a scag; a hole in the ground in kasitkstan,or or can also be used as SCAGistan. The ultimate degrating place you can classify someone in.

Jasmine: damn michelle is the queen of scags look at that nasty queen.

Miles: She straight up lives in Scagistan.

by Jazi Fresh <3 April 1, 2009

Scotsman's bollocks

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020

Nova Scotian Hole in 2

When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!

The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!

by Allll Day April 17, 2009

Scottsman

The taking of the last two drags of a shared cigarette.

Dude #1 takes a drag of a cigarette and offers the last two drags to Dude #2.

Dude #1: "Kill't, Scottsman?"

Dude #2: "Thanks Dude #1."

by nevillerogers May 3, 2009

scotsman

To masturbate silently in the corner while watching people engage in sexual activity; often wearing a kilt.

I pulled a scotsman while Tiffany fingered Dilan's ass.

by lolzerker April 25, 2011