A snowboard or wakeboard term that is easily recognizable and quite painfull of falling on ones face and getting hit in the back of the head by the board.
Jeremy "Dude Scott scorpioned after he tried that rail!"

Jack "Chyeah his board just nailed his noggin!"
by VolcomSnoW 51 51 June 23, 2007
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A scorpion is an invertebrate that usually lives in deserts. They posess a pair of claws and a tail equiped with a poisonous stinger. They are related to Spiders and other arachnids. If you live in a desert, make sure none of them get into your house. Thier venom can make you quite sick.
Scientists say that the ancestors of Scorpions lived in the sea.
by Light Joker August 7, 2004
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A type of painful fall or trip.
A scorpion is when you fall and land on your face and your legs go in front of your head... Holy shit he just did a scorpion!
by Bob Jenkines November 26, 2006
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That chick that always goes for the drunkest guy in the room.
And usually sleeps with him to get back at her imaginary boyfriend.
That bitch Rachel is a scorpion
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where one inserts the thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the anus and squeezes them together
by Nick April 11, 2004
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Arachnids with lobster-like pincers and tails bearing stingers. Scorpions have existed for a long time (the oldest known fossils are 400 million years old, and some early scorpions were much bigger than those of today - the fossilized Brontoscorpio and Gigantoscorpio are estimated to have been a metre long each in life). Scorpions possess a pair of feather-like forms under their stomachs which they use to 'feel' the ground for vibrations which could tell of nearby predators or prey. When mating, the male scorpion grasps the female by the pincers, deposits a 'package' of sperm onto the ground and then pulls the female over it, so she can lower herself and absorb it through an opening in her body. Despite their fearsome reputation, scorpions are not all dangerous. In fact many, like the Emperor Scorpions from West Africa and Black Forest Scorpions from Asia are harmless. A way of determining as to whether a scorpion may be dangerous is to look at its pincers. Harmless scorpions like Emperors and Black Forests have large strong pincers and relatively small tails. At the other end of the scale are the dreaded Fat-tail Scorpions, which have small, slender pincers and large muscular tails which can drive their deadly stingers through shoes. Scorpions exist in tropical, desert and scrubland environments.
Emperor Scorpions, Redclaw Scorpions, Black Forest Scorpions, Egyptian Gold Scorpions - all harmless, as I can assure you since I've kept them as pets in the past.
I'd just like to mention Spike, the grandmother of my family of Emperor Scorpions (now sadly all deceased). RIP Spike.
by StormSworder August 15, 2006
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Sexual position where the man holds the girls legs up to waist height, while she balences on her hand. Almost identical to the wheelbarrow.

Popularized by pro skateboarder and satellite radio host, Jason Ellis.
"I was banging my girl doggy and then to her surprise I pulled her legs straight up and went right into the scorpion."
by bernard l. October 27, 2007
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