Scootering

A scooter or L shape formed by two bodies used to give oral. Positions can be switched depending on who's giving and receiving.

Tim and Janet were scootering after diner last night

by GatsperTheFriendlyGhhost May 19, 2016

Extreme Scootering

A form of extreme/action-sport comparable to BMX or Skateboarding in concept but not in appeal or difficulty. Extreme Scootering (doing tricks on razor scooters) is commonly referred to as the retarded, inbred stepchild of BMX and Skateboarding. In the last 2-3 years the sport has increased nearly threefold in adolescent population and you will usually find the young posers of your town doing little tricks off of curbs on their scooters. Even at it's highest level of skill, scooter-riding has almost no appeal to any audience whatsoever, simply because nobody cares to watch a grown man do tricks on a scooter. The handlebars on the scooter make it easier to control than a skateboard, and the light weight of them make them easier to control than a bicycle, making scooter riding the easiest and most unappealing extreme sport there is. Scooter riders at skateparks are great at snaking real athletes and pretending to fit in with the action sport scene. Scooter riders should really be at home with their babysitters.

Jim: I do Extreme Scootering.

John: That has to be the coolest thing ever.

Jim: I'm the best scooter rider in town.

John: I was being sarcastic. Being the best scooter rider is like bragging about being the straightest gay guy.

by ScootersAreAwesome April 8, 2013

soldiering

The act of marching through an opposing gangs turf.

We're just gonna go soldiering through The Orphans.

by K Dizz May 10, 2006

Scoldingly

to scold

"i wave my finger scoldingly at you"

by Da Foo November 8, 2003

scootering

taking vicodin, klonopins, and a drink called a "squirrell", and feeling the general peaceful relaxation that results; if with any Razor scooters, actually scootering may occur

When looking for a weekend of not only relaxation, peace, but also some physical activity, it may be wise to go scootering with your friends, but be sure to bring all the supplies along.

by Shannabeth February 24, 2011

Smoldering Cigar

A sexual position in which someone places the head of a man's penis in their mouth, and then lights the man's pubes on fire creating the effect of smoking a cigar.

My girlfriend tried doing a smoldering cigar in bed last night and burnt the house down.

by Willwall November 25, 2014

Splodering

When you allow the thoughts in your head to explode, reducing them to nothingness and then allowing the outside world in with humility, understanding, and empathy.

John is really full of himself lately. He really needs some splodering.

by Fraddence December 9, 2012