scissors

Only the coolest toy you can give your child for Christmas. Every child wants them. But don't bother with the child proof ones, they are not fun.

Mom: I just bought Timmy the scissors he wanted and He is s happy.
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!

by bergie404 December 15, 2011

Scissoring

Google ScissorVixens.

Holy Shit! Scissoring is awesome!

by Dancing with Fire January 21, 2011

Scissoring

Something that straight people think lesbians do during sex even though it’s not actually a real thing.

Man: It’s so fucking hot when lesbians are scissoring in porn!

by tall goob May 23, 2018

scissoring

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.

I felt myself get hard as I peeked through the window and watched Taylor and Amber get naked and make out on the bed, but it wasn't until they began scissoring that I realized I had just creamed in my pants.

by dudesweet January 6, 2008

Scissoring

Something that most lesbians don't really do but is frequently found in girl-on-girl porn.

"Some guy asked if my girlfriend and I scissor together. I slapped him in the fucking face because, really, scissoring doesn't get anyone off!"

by dontwannapanic April 27, 2008

Scissoring

When a woman has sex with a man who is so small that he can't really penetrate her.

Girl, Ruth was scissoring this man last night who was seriously a pencil eraser. She was like I'm about to just go out with my girls if this is what I'm working with.

by SlipperyBill May 18, 2011

Scissoring

Basically when a woman squeezes a guy tightly between her thighs making it hard for him to breathe. It's basically like a wrestling hold. The woman applies pressure to her victim once she has her thighs wrapped around her victim's body. There are a couple of different types of scissors like head scissors, body scissors, reversed head scissors, figure four, etc. Xenia Onatopp is a well known character known for scissoring her victims to death between her thighs in the James Bond movie Goldeneye. Scissoring can also refer to lesbian sex. Also note that women can scissor women or men scissoring women, etc etc.

Dude Jasmine was scissoring me so tightly yesterday. I eventually passed out between her thighs.

by Dancing with Fire November 4, 2010