scissors 

skissors

hah imagine thinking its spelt scissors

scissors by Gigaphile August 19, 2022

Scissors 

Defeats paper in a game

"my scissors beats your paper!"

Scissors by Saulman500 November 1, 2023

scissors theater 

When someone pretends they are opposed to another person, but they are not, and they actually just do it for something.
Based upon the Brazilian series "Teatro das Tesouras", that says that the politicians in the elections only pretend to be against each other, and they do not have an actual ideology, just hunger for power.

Guy: Why is he pretending to defend something? He just wants to have that thing!
Dude: Another actor in the scissors theater.

scissors theater by theomegapyrope July 10, 2020

scissors up 

Giving the peace sign.

Carlos: "Two pumps and a deuce, homey."

Enos: "Scissors up, bro."

scissors up by El-Dogg May 10, 2010

Scissors Math 

When math publishers resort to retrenching editors and shelving new manuscripts in the aftermath of the Covid-19 pandemic, thus shattering the dream of both novice and seasoned math writers.

In spite of financial assistance from the government to help businesses save jobs, a number of family-owned publishers worldwide are enacting scissors math measures on the pretext of preventing their companies from going under.

Scissors Math by MathPlus February 17, 2021

scissors paper stone

The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.

My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star

scissors paper stone by andrew james robertson esq. May 17, 2003

scissors kissing 

Lesbian sex act where one woman rubs her girlie parts / vagina against another woman's girlie parts vagina.

This causes their legs to look like scissors (if you are lucky enough to actually witness this act)

Also see clam bumping or clam bumper

Two men getting it on is disgusting and wrong but two girls scissors kissing is wholesome and natural.

scissors kissing by Runs with Scissors October 13, 2005