Schumpy

To go extremely sexual and rough during "bow chicka wow wow" time.

"Dude me and my girlfriend had some serious schumpy last night" - David
"Holy shit, is she okay?" - Nate

by Rookie_II March 29, 2023

Schnumpf

In reference to a penis that is of comically tiny proportion.

Wow, look! He has such a little Schnumpf!

by DeCkErZ123 December 22, 2023

alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.

Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.

by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021