Middletown High School North 

The murderer of my sanity.

Most people would like their high school to be an enjoyable place.

Now, some people try, they really do try to make North a good place. Good for you people. You keep it on.

But it's a lost cause. Half the population is too high on weed and too drunk to act like rational, decent, human beings. Unfortunately, the rest of us are dragged down to the level of insanity, with only a long long vacation being effective as a treatment. And just when we thought there was hope, the teachers came with us. Yep, there is a nice little list of good teachers. Sure there is. But the rest have turned into alcoholics.

Four wasted years of my life.
Thousands of brain cells destroyed.

The same diploma that the valedictorian got, also the same diploma that the losers in visions got.

Things I will never get back.

Freshman 1: "Wow I can't wait, it's my first day at Middletown High School north."

Freshman 2: "Look at that sign."

Sign: "Danger: Prolonged exposure to this environment can cause mental disorder and loss of brain cells."

Freshman 1: "Is that...good?"

Junior: "MY GOD KID, SAVE YOURSELF!! GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! YOU DON'T WANNA END UP LIKE ME, DO YA?"

Senior at graduation: "The hell this fucking place."

Middletown High School North by I'm a lizzard May 8, 2009

Lake Zurich middle school north 

The school where there are a lot of annoying rich white girls and guys. Hosting parties where people juul because they think it’s cool and try to buy one because they don’t care if they won’t be able to breath after the age of thirty. AirPods are as common as failing students because there are a lot. Doesn’t matter how much they suck South will always be worse. we are supposed to be great student because everyone expects the lake Zurich students to be. But really we just go to highschool to go to parties and get wasted.

Typical Lake Zurich middle school north student: “Hey did you see my AirPods I think I lost them.”
“Never mind it’s fine my dad will just buy me new ones again.”

Lake Zurich middle school north by Lzmssisworsethannorth February 1, 2019

Dwight School NYC 

An upper-west side private school, with really great sports teams, and okay arts programs, and a bunch of great teachers. It can seem like everyone is cliquey, over-privileged white kids with too much money, and too willing to get high, but underneath most of the kids are legit and bitches are pretty limited. Campus is awkward, dress code is stupidest ever, and assembly's are the fucking annoying, but other than that it's a pretty down school, I'd reccomend going, if not just to see their B-Ball games

Person 1: The fuck, look at Dwight School NYC, all those rich white kids, jeez why do they all have ties and circle scarves?
Person 2: But they kicked ass in their game yesterday, and they know where to get the good stuff
Person 1: Ahight, no big

Dwight School NYC by NYCundercover January 1, 2013

School Nurse 

A member of the professional staff at elementary, middle and high schools. Typically run a small clinic within a school, aiming to meet the medical needs of students that arise during the school day. They usually give routine medications, offer first aid, a whole lotta ice packs, juice boxes and limitless naps.

Yes, they can see through your bs, they know what "real sick" looks like and they send you back to class fast if you are annoying.

"hey, I'm bored in class, I think I'll ask to go to the school nurse so I can waste some time before lunch"

"The school nurse is someone who doesn't judge, I think I'll go tell her my life story"

"I should be embarrassed that I've been to the school nurse 12 times already this year and it's only October, but that's not stopping me from going to see her again today"

School Nurse by JennyC October 19, 2012

West Windsor - Plainsboro High School North 

Terrible High School situated in West Windsor where students are pansies and need help walking and chewing gum at the same time.

Nothing Beats the Original---South

West Windsor - Plainsboro High School North by Sunshine G. July 18, 2004

St Bartholomew's School Newbury 

Located in the cultural mecca of the UK that is Newbury Berkshire, St Bartholomew's - more commonly known as St Barts - is a haven for dead personality girls and guys who wear adidas hoodies and smoke vapes. Despite the overwhelming middle class demographic, many of the kids here try to act like London roadmen, adopting fake working class accents and vocabulary. Similarly, many girls like to develop nicotine addictions for the aesthetic - more simply described as rah where's my baccy girls, and the majority have, at one time or another, slept with wet guys for free weed and ket. Every group has that one person that has no friends and noone likes but just hangs around at the edge of the circle so they don't look sad and pathetic, and 1 in 5 people will get a part time job at the big tesco's or the Tot Hill maccies, and then spend all their earnings on stone island jackets. Most of the 16/17 year olds have shitty fake ids which they use once and get confiscated, and think that a good night out is Spoon's til 9pm and then home so mummy doesn't beat them. Oh and all the white girls think that activism involves just reposting shit on their insta stories, but then they buy sweatshop-made primark clothes and get a new iPhone every 6 months.

But its still better than park house and at least it's not in Thatcham.

Emily: Guys did you see that I've organised a BLM/Climate Change/#FuckBoris march at St Batholomew's School Newbury ? If you're not there, you're the problem.
Sam: Nah g sorry Hunter's having a mad sesh at his yard, there's gonna be bare Kopperburgs. Can't dip St Bartholomew's School Newbury.

St Bartholomew's School Newbury by jeffbezos23456 May 16, 2021

Anchor Bay Middle School North 

Innocent teachers and kids who say they smoke gas but never do.

Kids who say their about to fight but ain’t like that.

The kid there will beat anyone in a race on god.

Anchor Bay Middle School North has the best football team in the world with an Undefeated football season.

Anchor Bay Middle School North by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021