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The sock that a teenage boy or man uses to ejaculate in when masturbating, usually hiding the item of clothing under his bed, in his closet or in some other discreet location. The sock is used because it catches all of the ejaculate and negates the need to to clean up after jerking it, a convenience when jerking it in bed before he falls asleep. The word is a portmanteau of the phrase "skeet in" with the words sock and soggy.
Joe: "I couldn't fall asleep when I went to bed last night so I jacked it. But once I came, I passed out with my nut all over my stomach."
John: "Dude, that's why I keep my scoggins under my bed, I just grab it and nut in that so I don't need to get up to clean off."

Joe's mom was upset her son hadn't picked up his room, so she went in and grabbed the laundry off the floor. She even found his scoggins under the bed.
by User90358 June 11, 2013
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similar to washing the dogs but a past tense verb as opposed to present tense one. when two or more realistically 1 testicle is attemped to be inserted into the anus of your sexual partner during sex. a seasonal persuit better performed in the summer as the sack has more stretch.
i attempted to perform scroggins on the lady last night but, its near impossible in an igloo.

the sun is shining and its very humid, this is good scroggins weather
by master master master May 6, 2010
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What drunk motherfuckers call sexual intercourse, making out or "scrumping"
holy shit jon and ashley are scroggin in the woods, i think i need another beer
by bigmy29 July 8, 2003
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schnoggin

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gutteral exclamation of pain used instead of "shit". You switch from saying "shit" to schnoggin when you see somebody who would be offended.
So one day, I was hammering nails in front of my grams, and I hit my thumb with the hammer, and I was going to say shit, but instead I said schnoggin
by map_masta_J March 28, 2005
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Scroggins that is awesome!!! -- equivalent to "Wow that is awesome!!!"
by Tom Elgie May 24, 2006
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scoggin

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When you are eating pussy and you drop down bury your nose in it and start licking the asshole. That is a scoggin.
I got home from the desert and gave my girl a good scoggin.
by goose98uk February 5, 2010
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Scroggin'

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Good, hard, nasty, sloppy, wet, and depraved sexual intercourse; can be of the anal, oral, genital, intermammary, or even foot-y variety. Applicable across all sexual orientations as well. The kind of sex you can smell on people afterwards.
Internet porn just wasn't cutting it anymore, the associate professor was tense and in need of a good scroggin'. He would need condoms . . .
by B_Caulk August 2, 2011
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