schoenfeld

To screw up badly and make poor judgment calls that usally effect other peoples lives as well as your own.

To do things without thinking.

Drink to excess and not remember anything.

She was going to college but pulled a schoenfeld when she failed out for drinking.

Man that dude drinks like a schoenfeld.

Wow that kid jumped off that wall and broke his neck what a schoenfeld.

by ironyandcircumstance January 11, 2009

Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 23, 2013

schoendle

What someone says to their signifacant other when they say something nice

Him: babe you look great today
Her: aww, you schoendle

by WhydidIdothis😂 May 3, 2019

Schonism

When a person does something in the most difficult possible way but gets the job done in the end.

Why did you cut the grass with a pair of scissors? It's the art of schonism, its a form of self loathing.

by Taxidermister April 19, 2023

amber Schoniwitz

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBAR. SURPRISE UR IN URBAN DICTIONARY LOL.

happy birthday amber Schoniwitz.

by yourfavoriteyouthkidlol May 30, 2021

schoenbaechler

When used my a female.. it means deep passionate kiss.

happydaze87: ill give YOU a schoenbaechler

by Not Josh... seriously January 22, 2003

Schoenebeck

Man with the biggest cock in the world and gets all the tight good lookin pussy.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003