by HardcoreTS February 2, 2018
Get the Schafferidium mug.Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.
Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"
by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008
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Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010
Get the Schaffer Neck mug.A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
by Mr Marky January 30, 2008
Get the trouser schnauzer mug.The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.
It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer
by petebrew February 23, 2011
Get the Dirty Schnauzer mug.1. a township within the confines of Pekin Illinois where there seems to be no zoning or regard for pollution. In this township, almost every single house has been neglected for years and they resemble a crack house. Also rent is never more that $100 a month.
2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.
3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.
2. a retirement haven for drug dealers and alcoholics.
3. the ghetto in Pekin, IL.
by JMAN9460 March 24, 2011
Get the Schaeferville mug.1. An opportunity to drink schnapps. i.e. Its cold outside - schnappertunity!
2. A party opportunity in which you can pour your friends schnapps. i.e. Hey what was in those shots?! / Peach Schnapps! / You asshole! / It was a schnappertunity I couldn't resist.
2. A party opportunity in which you can pour your friends schnapps. i.e. Hey what was in those shots?! / Peach Schnapps! / You asshole! / It was a schnappertunity I couldn't resist.
I ordered a hot chocolate and realized the schnappertunity at hand then ordered a shot of mint schnapps.
by cwtx22 April 24, 2011
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