Shmokey

A portmanteau of "shmuck" and "monkey," used to describe someone who acts in a foolish, clumsy, or ridiculous manner.

Bro, he forgot his own phone number when the girl asked for it. This guy is such a shmokey lmao.

by Who_am_i?! March 22, 2026

Prince Schmoke Schmoke

The one who wants to take the throne of King Schmoke Schmoke

“Prince Schmoke Schmoke says he’s on his lucky”

by Pizzaboy696969 June 10, 2019

Prince Schmoke Schmoke

The one trying to take the throne from King Schmoke Schmoke

“Prince Schmoke Schmoke says he’s on his lucky”

by Pizzaboy696969 June 11, 2019

holy schmokes lois

"Holy Schmokes Lois" is a phrase expressed in a state of surprise or shock. It possibly references the cartoon character, Peter Griffin from Seth McFarlane's Family Guy.
"Holy Schmokes Lois" and "Holy Smokes Lois" are two completely different phrases. Schmokes is funnier to say, like the "schm" part is cool. Say it aloud. You'll agree.

Holy Schmokes Lois! I'm in Fortnite!

by majorinbananas November 20, 2023