schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

schwastered

the act of getting extremly drunk

You were so schwastered last night

by jukshe March 17, 2009

Schmaste

When you snort a substance and you smell it but taste it at the same time.

Yo did you schmaste that coke. It was fire.

by Chaselikethebank April 23, 2021

Schmatter

to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!

by FalloutAve October 8, 2021

Ich ficken meine schwester.

The act of playing squash with one’s sister.

Andy: “What are you up to this evening?”
Simon: “Tonight? Ich ficken meine schwester.”
Andy: “Oh yeah, me too.”

by JoeSmeels123 November 15, 2022

SCHMETER

A small penis.

"That boy over there probably has a schmeter, lol."

by noobysub July 15, 2017

Schiester

An alternative for "shit" in expletives.

Extremely effective in a Dublin accent - "shoyster!"

"Ah schiester! The fuckin' wheel came off!"

by Sean Tracey May 1, 2005