Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."
Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
I showed her my schlong.
by Masen April 24, 2006
Get the schlongmug. 
A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
by bobthehairypenis December 6, 2009
Get the schlongmug. 
An abnormaly long penis.
by Bobthebuilder12344555 June 29, 2009
Get the Schlongmug. A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
Get the schlongmug. A Penis.
From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
From the German word Schlange, which literally means snake. Schlange can also refer to a queue or a line. Germans will generally refer to the penis as a schwanz, literally tail.
I don't wanna hear about your schlong.
by Andrew Schwartz June 9, 2005
Get the schlongmug.