Paranoid Schizophrenia

Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
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Paranoid Schizophrenia

Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia

by blthrskt March 16, 2009

Schizophrenia

When a person thinks they hear or see things that dont exist and usually think they are someone else at times but swear to you their not. Watch out for these fuckers there crazy!

Shes talking to the air man she must have Schizophrenia!

by Blairry October 9, 2009

Fart Schizophrenia

When a person farts but the fart is intolerable as if someone else has farted.

"Everybody loves the smell of there own brand" - Fat Bastard

Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"

by Pacmannnn January 10, 2010

textbook schizophrenia

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011

schizophrenia stick

1. A joint.

Give me back schizophrenia stick, dude.

by Assholio Jr. February 7, 2009

Shower Schizophrenia

When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.

Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia

by Jrod0708 June 24, 2010

Asshole Schizophrenia

Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.

Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.

by ginerous and loving. January 14, 2011