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Schadenfraud

The malicious joy of watching or hearing about an audacious fraud unravel.
Reading, listening or watching anything to do with Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos gives me such schadenfraud.
The Fyre documentary was pure schadenfraud.
by thwartmanteau March 2, 2019
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schadenfreude

pleasure derived from others' troubles.
although "schadenfreude" seems widely known I've never heard it being used in casual conversation.

Probably it's more the problem of not knowing how to pronounce it. I've heard "skäidenfruhd," for instance :)
by lingualtreasure June 3, 2009
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scads

A term that is used to describe a quantity. Generally the quantity is greater than a dozen, but limited to a managable number. This term is quite obscure but very noticable when put to use, thus the power of the word. More often than not, it comes to use in the sporting world, however, it has also been overheard among beer drinkers trying to describe (usually a lie) how much beer they can consume in a night or weekend.
Coach - Ok, we're going to run scads of 200s today.
Runner - Could I not run this workout?
Coach - You didn't run yesterdays workout.
by Oh Welles September 7, 2006
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Schadenfreude

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight-A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their oscar speech!
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"
by Luke Wehner June 23, 2004
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Schaared

A co-worker is notorious for staying long past scheduled shift time, which often results in later scheduled employees leaving before he does. It is referred to as "being Schaared."
Dude, you've been Schaared!
If you don't leave soon, you're gonna be Schaared!
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scahdooby

Scaahdooby:A word you can say withought cursing
Ahh scahdooby look what you did.
by Alleshe W May 30, 2018
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Double X scadattle

The act of a female, or females, going to a party, or gathering, and socializing, with the intent to gain free alcohol, or substances, and then flee.
Yeah, I got my drink on tonight, I double x scadattled John's going away party.
by Hannah Bampton October 24, 2004
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