Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS)

Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS) is an extremely common disorder in females. SCABS infects more than 95% of females over the age of 43. Symptoms include idiocy, delusion, irritability, and overall extreme cuntish behavior. A woman with this syndrome is called a 'SCAB.' Unfortunately, SCABS can cause irritation, emotional distress, marital problems, and, in extreme cases, psychosis in the spouse or significant other.

My wife has a chronic case of Stupid Crazy Ass Bitch Syndrome (SCABS). She is just like a bloody real scab, the longer it's around the uglier it gets.

by TTIII June 5, 2016

Scag nut

A piece of feces stuck to the hair near the rectum of a person or animal. Can also be referred to as “scaggies” or “scags”

Guy1: Look at the size of the scag nut on that sheep

Guy2: Yeah that’s a huge scaggy

by Trolken August 18, 2021

kendo scars

A slang word for acne.

Girl: Hey Xeniok, what's with the pizza face?
Boy: It's nothing, just some kendo scars.

by NES Kess September 15, 2009

Scaggsville

The best half hick, half middle-class town with the worst name; also known as "The Scaggs." Located in Howard County, Maryland. It is in between the wealthy and glamorous Fulton and the terrifying ghetto streets of Laurel. Scaggsville provides one solid place to smoke drugs or lose your virginity at the reservoir, or "Scott's Cove," which also doubles as a play ground for small children during the day. Scaggsville is also home to the notorious Pepperjack's and not much else. Home of some of the best and worst people you will ever meet.

Ocean City was great but now it's back to boring Scaggsville.

by cheesewagon2 February 24, 2011

pussy scabs

When you get high on coke, and your dick becomes as hard and sharp as a samurai sword. Then when you fuck your bitch, you slice up her pussy. Then you cum in that bloody mess. When it all dries that bitch has pussy scabs.

Joe: Man, my coke dick sliced that pussy up!
Fred: What did you do?
Joe: I just left her with some pussy scabs

by FredFred69 August 17, 2014

Scars

You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I’m always smiling!

The Joker's scars.

by jungle kitty October 30, 2008

scagging

scagging, when sombody is coming down off an ecstacy high (used more-so afer a lot of ecstacy has been consumed) they are said to be 'scagging'. scagging is the feeling of 'the night is over, there's no more drugs' usually accompanied by a sore jaw (from chewing) and in some cases irritated cheeks (from teeth rubbing against them while chewing for a prolonged time) people 'scag' particularly badly the next day when they will seldom eat and will constantly have that horrible 'i did pills last night' taste in their mouth. Scagging is not a nice feeling.

Awh man last night was so crazy, but i'm scagging so bad now!'

'Eugh, look at him scagging in the corner, horrible'.

by rickbobby December 13, 2006