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Wet Suzuki

From an unknown oriental martial arts discipline. The Wet Suzuki is an infamously difficult move that involves many strikes on the opponents bladder and kidneys causing them to piss themselves......
TO DEATH!
Hey mum, I'm not gonna make it home tonight. I got into a fight with a ninja , he wet suzuki'd me and I can't stop pissing.. i think i'm gonna die hey.
by Dirty Malone July 30, 2016
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Suzuki

The act of denying someone a valid warranty based on intentionally deceitful and malicious practices.

Based on several incidents of fraud like activity that a certain car company may or may not have been busted with in the last few years
me: That TV that I bought yesterday does not work at all. It doesn't even turn on. Even worse, when I tried to get it fixed they gave me the whole Suzuki routine.
friend: Aw! You got Suzuki'd
by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011
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David Suzuki

The environmentally conscious fellow who reusues condoms for more than one use in attempt to lessen the amount garbage he produces on a weekly basis. By reducing his sum latex waste, this fellow can not be blamed for the deaths of many innocent animals at the hands of a one-use condom.
Kate: That Frank, he is such a great guy!
Liz: Why's that?
Kate: He cares so much about our environment! He recycles everything! He is a true David Suzuki!
by Old King Clancy April 22, 2009
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Suzuki Swift

The ghettoist car ever. Sometimes confused with Datsuns. Big mistake! Suzuki Swift's have unrivalled acceleration, handling and grip as well as having a perfectly aerodynamic shape.
That cool guy George has a Suzuki Swift
by jamboy braaap December 19, 2006
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Suzuki'd

Recycled, a la David Suzuki (the Japanese-Canadian environmental activist).
Dude, what happened to those empties?" "Oh, I totes Suzuki'd them this morning.
by goaskalix January 7, 2011
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suzuki kid

A kid that goes and buys a shitty ass suzuki because he thinks it will make him cool or get him laid. This usually doesn't work.
Man, that Suzuki Kid is such a chode nose, he definatly should ride his Huffy tomorrow.
by Nody April 17, 2009
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Sazuku

“Sazuku” another word for Professor in Japanese.
こんにちは教授!(Blah Blah Blah). . . (Hello professor!(Blah Blah Blah)… What I’m trying to say is Professor mean Sazuku, Professor = Sazuku).
by Sazuku :> August 26, 2021
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