Anal sauna

Profusely sweating from your crack, Sweltering from the anal cavity

I just got done running a marathon and now I have an anal sauna going on.

by SJP - CLP August 19, 2019

Porcelain Sauna

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.

Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.

by JesseIU July 13, 2010

Dutch Sauna

An advancement of the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Sauna starts with either a sauna or a hot shower, or some kind of steamy room. Then, you fart, piff, rip-ass, blow a fatty, or even shit while in the room. The result will be a warm sticky sensation all around you and a more potent fart. This will last for significantly longer than your average fart. It may linger in that room for days at a time depending on how long the steam is kept up. Enjoy.

While my brother was in the shower, I ran into the bathroom and gave him a Dutch Sauna and he screamed.

by Edbu September 15, 2008

Missouri Sauna

When two people whom are having sex in the car and the windows fog up from the heat

I had to pull over and put my beer can down to give charlene a Missouri Sauna

by Jcs March 30, 2015

pine-sauna

A hot, steamy, well-sealed bathroom saturated with the aroma of fresh Pine-Sol.

e.x. Jillian lounged in her bathroom during her weekly pine-sauna session

by Cleanfreak2013 December 15, 2013

The Houston Sauna

To pass gas and lock your power windows

Administering the Houston Sauna
Driver:To pass gas in your car and lock the power windows
passenger:To hold your power window up so if the driver rolls his down atleast it gets sucked in his direction

by Jeff Browning April 22, 2008

Mud sauna

Communal huffing of poop.

When you need the toilet on the train, you never know if it’s gonna be nice n clean, or an absolute mud sauna

by Retarf April 2, 2022