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BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT

ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!

I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 26, 2024
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mixmux and sauerkraut

A term for what is being served for dinner; used as a substitute for stating the real menu.
Child: What are we having for dinner?
Mom: Mixmux and sauerkraut
by Joan J June 10, 2008
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Sauerkraut

Finding a old condom with cum or semen still in it
Dude I was cleaning out my room and I found an old condom with some sauerkraut in it from that bitch last month
by Lolfuck.89 April 2, 2019
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Sauerkraut Kid

A kid who is sour and annoying about everything and generally has no friends.
George is such a sauerkraut kid; he never wants to do anything and justs insults random people.
by iaintsobad August 12, 2012
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chop some sauerkraut

if some of the people you do know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised the methods they are using to do so may not be legal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017
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chop some sauerkraut

if people you know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illdegal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017
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Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut

When a piece of toilet paper is left on your no no square after you’ve cleaned up from sex.
After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.
by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023
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