ahh BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT. EVERY SINGLE MORNING
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
It was driving me crazy!
I said to my mom i said "Hey mom whats up with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear sweet mother she looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned down right next to me, and she said... ITS GOOD FOR YOU!
Then she tied me to a wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until i was 26 and a half years old!
by starry da great December 26, 2024

by Joan J June 10, 2008

Dude I was cleaning out my room and I found an old condom with some sauerkraut in it from that bitch last month
by Lolfuck.89 April 2, 2019

by iaintsobad August 12, 2012

if some of the people you do know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised the methods they are using to do so may not be legal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017

(to): to make money hand over fist
if people you know do chop some sauerkraut, don't be surprised if some of the methods they used were illdegal
by Sexydimma December 17, 2017

After we got done boning we cleaned up and went to bed. When I woke up to use the bathroom I noticed some of Bob’s Expired Sauerkraut left on my weiner.
by EricMrMarshall December 7, 2023
