satisfaptory

Similar to satiscraptory, this term denotes anything of below average quality for masturbation, put to use because there's nothing better around.

1. I was searching for some pictures the other day in order to host a wrestling match between the Pink Darth Vader and Hand Solo. I coulnd't find any Carrie Fisher pictures, only Jamie Lee Curtis. But I photochopped them into a white dress and headphone hair, and it was satisfaptory.

by HMB August 13, 2004

demand satisfaction

To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.

I demand satisfaction, sir.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

satisfucked

This happens after masturbation.

Dude, i jerked off so much i'm totally satisfucked.

by H0lller April 21, 2009

SATist

A person whose life is insanely dedicated to getting 2400/2400 or 1600/1600 on the SAT.

A: I have to transcend my limit on this October SAT. I must, must, get at least 2390 or I deserve death.
B: Yo you SATist? You aint no dumbass with 2380 neither boi

by legit dictionary March 22, 2016

Satisfactory

something that brings a feeling of calm

The slime its Satisfactory

by ─??? October 18, 2020

White trash satisfaction

Overall content with one's life of being white, trashy, and overweight.

My husband told me that he had white trash satisfaction with us being fat.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

satisfying

To make happy; to pleasure. Although nowadays people use this word to refer to those damn slime videos.

Emily: OMG, did you see that new slime video posted by @satisfyingslime?!?!!?

Jessica: YAS omg!! It was so satisfying!!

by Stefferoni June 2, 2018