Saskatoon

A really fat and ugly girl. Resembling Bigfoot. No offense to the fine folks in the Canadian city, but it's quite possible it originated with some burly and grotesque women who hailed from there.

The party was such a sausagefest that the only girls that weren't surrounded by guys were the Saskatoons.

by RogerThornhill October 19, 2009

Saskatoon

Saskatoon is a dirty little town in the middle of the gap i.e., the area between the two civilized places in Canada (ON-BC). Also known as Losertoon, Dirty Hole and No-Name-Toon (or NNT). Losertoon has a significant amount of aboriginal population mainly peaceful, a lot of crows (that is A LOT) and infinite empty space. Some fun stuff to do if you plan to go there: --- nothing. If you are already there: RUN BABE RUN! BTW avoid the place if you are not blond, blue-eyed white. You see Losertoon has a long tradition with KKK which is still a main institution there.

Saskatoon...Losertoon (sing it like Jeepers Creepers)

by Jon C P June 8, 2008

sackathon

noun: when you two guys go jogging together. it is like a marathon with a lot of ball sacks

dan: hey jake, i have been gaining weight lately.
jake: thats bad for beach season! we should go on a 5 mile sackathon right now!

by jbeast34 July 11, 2011

Saskatoon

A Sasktatoon is a really ugly girl. Sometimes overweight. It's another label along the thread of swamp donkeys and ditch pigs, although a Saskatoon has a less promiscuous connotation. Generally, just a physically hideous female specimen.

I'm going as a wing-man on my buddy's date. The girl for me better not be a Saskatoon.

by Slimshady535390 June 16, 2010

Sascatoon Polevault

When a Male and female have sex. The Male puts his balls in the female's butt and proceeds to Jack off.

Yo homie. Sarah let me hit that sascatoon polevault all night. Imma marry that ho.

by Armenian armrest September 15, 2019

Saskatoon Handwarmer

A Saskatoon Handwarmer is 1) a bad hockey player or 2) the act of defecating into a winter hat or pair of gloves.

Amber gave Bill a Saskatoon Handwarmer after the game because he was playing like one.

by Acetophetamin May 29, 2022

saskatoon stingray

When someone lays on their back on top of a skateboard and rolls around with their erect penis exposed, attempting to poke people with it.

"Hey bud! Watch out at the Flying J. Karl's been a saskatoon stingray and almost stung Murphy there bud."

by Ohfuckbud July 28, 2023