scruff flaps

Labia which happen to belong to a women of dubious cleanliness / moral standards. This does NOT ALWAYS refer to a physcially dirty vagina but may indeed purely indicate distaste with the persons behaviour. Originating in the UK.

"Please do not invite ( name of person )to the wedding I could not bear to imagine her dragging along her scruff flaps and just spoiling it"

by scruff flaps March 26, 2008

Liquor Store Scruff

A term used to describe, the really corny looking beard people under 21 grow every time before they go to the liquor store

Popular among guys in college and in highschool who bought fake ids and think a really patchy beard is gonna make them look old enough to not get caught

-"Mike you look homeless right now?"

-"I know I'm hitting the liquor store after class and as soon as I get back to my dorm I'm shaving"

-"Thank god cause that Liquor Store Scruff looked awful"

by mmcc1211 November 13, 2011

sarfraz

pronounced : sa - fraz

1) Too cool
2) Strong, Hard
3) Streetwise
4) Rolling deep

" That man be Sarfraz "
" dont mess with that man - why? - he be sarfraz"

by stud1_89 May 8, 2005

neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

Saruman slap

The action of ejaculating on one's hands and then slapping someone across the face, leaving a white hand imprint like the mark of Saruman in LOTR.

I Saruman slapped Michael at lunch today; he now carries my mark on his face.

by wupthefuckingdoo April 11, 2009

Scruff the Gruff

To Scruff the Gruff, is to go down on an extremely somewhat not attractive female.

James:"Hey did you see Jenny this weekend?"
Bradley:"Yeah man."
James:"Well did you scruff the gruff?!"
Bradley:"Hell yes I did; she is so tender."

by Baconburger w/mayo June 11, 2006