sarbu is the shortest guy ever to exist in the world. He gets bored everytime and starts to sing random shit everytime for no reason.
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Get the sarbu mug.An awful person. Saroush is the kind of person to betray her friends. She has an abnormally large ego and if you ever come across a Saroush, run before it’s too late.
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A walking, talking life-hacking cheat code. Sarbesh is the kind of person who casually solves a Rubik’s cube while ordering a pizza, gets an A on a test they didn’t know was happening, and always finds parking right in front of the store. They don’t chase success—success chases them. When they walk into a room, the WiFi gets stronger, the drinks get colder, and the air feels fresher. If life were a movie, Sarbesh would be the main character, the director, the guy who sells popcorn, and the one who somehow ends up in the after-credits scene. If Chuck Norris, Einstein, and a stand-up comedian had a baby, that baby would be named Sarbesh.
Basically, Sarbesh isn’t just winning at life—they’re playing in a different league.
A walking, talking life-hacking cheat code. Sarbesh is the kind of person who casually solves a Rubik’s cube while ordering a pizza, gets an A on a test they didn’t know was happening, and always finds parking right in front of the store. They don’t chase success—success chases them. When they walk into a room, the WiFi gets stronger, the drinks get colder, and the air feels fresher. If life were a movie, Sarbesh would be the main character, the director, the guy who sells popcorn, and the one who somehow ends up in the after-credits scene. If Chuck Norris, Einstein, and a stand-up comedian had a baby, that baby would be named Sarbesh.
Basically, Sarbesh isn’t just winning at life—they’re playing in a different league.
1.
Me: “I studied for 10 hours and barely passed.”
Sarbesh: “Oh, that test? I slept through half of it and still got an A.”
Me: “I hope your pillow is warm on both sides.”
2.
Friend 1: “Bro, we’re lost. The GPS died, and we have no signal.”
Sarbesh (licks finger, holds it to the wind): “Take a left, then two rights. The party’s got barbecue, and someone just started playing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ on a speaker.”
Friend 2: “HOW???”
3.
Professor: “This equation has no known solution.”
Sarbesh: “Yet.”
(writes something, hands it over, leaves class early—NASA calls five minutes later.)
4.
Me: “You can’t just wing an entire semester and expect to—”
Sarbesh: Graduates with honors while sipping a milkshake.
5.
Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Sarbesh: “That depends… where do you see yourself in five years?”
Interviewer: “Wait, what?”
Sarbesh: “I’ll take the job.”
Me: “I studied for 10 hours and barely passed.”
Sarbesh: “Oh, that test? I slept through half of it and still got an A.”
Me: “I hope your pillow is warm on both sides.”
2.
Friend 1: “Bro, we’re lost. The GPS died, and we have no signal.”
Sarbesh (licks finger, holds it to the wind): “Take a left, then two rights. The party’s got barbecue, and someone just started playing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ on a speaker.”
Friend 2: “HOW???”
3.
Professor: “This equation has no known solution.”
Sarbesh: “Yet.”
(writes something, hands it over, leaves class early—NASA calls five minutes later.)
4.
Me: “You can’t just wing an entire semester and expect to—”
Sarbesh: Graduates with honors while sipping a milkshake.
5.
Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Sarbesh: “That depends… where do you see yourself in five years?”
Interviewer: “Wait, what?”
Sarbesh: “I’ll take the job.”
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"Ayo look at that mean sarcus over there"
"So I saw this fuckin mean sarcus the other day tryin to act all thicc"
"Ayo this baby ain't got NO back. They a mean sarcus."
"So I saw this fuckin mean sarcus the other day tryin to act all thicc"
"Ayo this baby ain't got NO back. They a mean sarcus."
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Get the mean sarcus mug.A naturally ugly female that's over weight and smells like she's got a maggot pie for a pussy and feet the size of boats. But some how the snaggle tooth bitch thinks she's better than you. Talks about everyone behind their back including her children. A real waste of space and air. Sometimes also refered to as Shesquatch.
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