Sailing the Red Sea

Shagging a girl that has her period.

Having sex with a girl that's menstruating.

by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

SALIMG

This is beyond being funnier than the standard lol or LMFAO. Shit a Little in My Gonch means you laughed too hard at something...
perhaps you shit a LOT in your Gonch

SALIMG, shit a little in my gonch is something that happens when you receive a really funny text. responding to a text that is much too funny.

by Northern Prairie Dog December 15, 2011

Sailing the Seas of Cheese

The phrase "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" means that the speaker is experiencing great personal change. The Seas of Cheese is an album made by "Primus" in 1991. The album's title is referenced throughout the album, and referenced in many albums after this ones release.

David: "Hey Lauren! We miss you back home! How's Chicago treating you?"
Lauren: "David. David I'm not good. I'm Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now..."
David: "What? Oh Lauren what happened? Are you-"
Lauren: "I had to drop out of school Dave. Mark left me a-and, I have to dance to pay the bills and..."

by Sauce Mane November 16, 2018

smooth sailing

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.

"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"

by shortanstuff February 6, 2009

abbey sailing team

A well-rounded, lively group of elite seamen who are unafraid to face the elements of Bristol Harbor. Sailing is the favorite past time, only of course behind frisbee. We're more than a cult than anything. There is always so much room for activities! We're sweaty not cause we were watching Cops, we were fcking shit up! Exceptional in sailing, however not in driving the mini buses, these sailors will make your wetsuits wetter and your drysuits...well they'll get wet anyway. We always try to abide rule #69.3 section b- "Never screw your crew". But since the rules are more like guidelines..something is usually blowing out there other than the wind....
What can you say, we're the best ASS out there: Abbey Sailing Squadron

kid 1: Hey are you part of the abbey sailing team ?
kid 2: yeah its fantastic!

by wagonwheeler123 April 3, 2010

salinah

A beautiful young woman who will love you unconditionally and be loyal but knows when to be a bad ass. She loves to take risks and rebel but knows when to be a classy lady as well.

Salinah is the most loving girl I have ever met.
Salinah is suck a badass.

by luxvincent December 18, 2016

midget sailing

The sexual act that involves a small person.

If a man inserts his fully-stiffed penis into small person's anus/vagina, he can start to rotate the small person around his penis, thus imitating the act of turning the sailboard wheel - giving him an unique grinding sensual pleasure.

Rotation can be also invoked by slapping the small person really really hard.

Man and his wife fighting: "You bitch, if you were a midget, I'd slap your ugly face so hard, I would be midget sailing till next Tuesday!"

by doublerainbowomg September 7, 2010