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to be a 50 year old who wanks to young male children but has no testicles so when he has an orgasm it is an explosion of piss. following this he releases a load of shit from his saggy anus.

Other things classed as doing a sanjiv/sumeet is liying lots, being paki filth, (nigger stain),being fat, having annoying brothers, being a retard. sucking ur mums cock
i smell a nigger, nigger stain, nigger book
to do a sumeett/sanjiv is to suck cock
by penis butt September 14, 2008
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Sanjiv

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Sanjiv is the definition of a great guy who has his flaws. A Sanjiv can be a great person but will always make mistakes when you depend on him.
Jason's such a great guy, but sometimes he can be such a sanjiv.
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Sanjeev.n

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Sanjeev, a smart dude. He is one of the smartest people you know, but when you really know him well, you will realise he is a faker, and is just a little above average. He can argue himself out of almost any predicament, and can outsmart people all the time. He is shitty at sports, but is really really really competitive, and looks dumb when playing sports. Sanjeev doesn't need to worry about smarts, but his real problem is when it comes to his social life. He has completely different personalities when interacting with different people, and he seems to dumb himself down when talking to certain people. He has a few really good friends, who he trusts a lot, but he is very closed off about his secrets. He always gossips with people, and makes enemies quickly. Honestly, Sanjeev is just really different.
Sanjeev.n is great right?
Yeah
by TheAnonynouse April 23, 2018
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sanjeeve

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its a name
Hello Sanjeeve
by theviro February 3, 2019
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sanjjevi

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he has a large penis
Wow Sanjjevi’s penis is so big
by handsome indian07 November 22, 2021
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Sanjeevan

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A nerd with the looks and loving personality. Sometimes, sensitive but a really caring person overall.
Sanjeevan is literally the coolest kid ever.
by xtrr22 November 22, 2021
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sanjivi

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Cool kid very smart. Bad political stances.
Sanjivi is a nerd
by Hdjsismdmx November 22, 2021
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