Sander

This is the defender, the man, the egyptian god, chad himself and many others.
This person is not in the beta race nor the sigma or alpha he's higher than that, he's in the unamed race only gods can name it.
The real Sander's you can only find in Europe anything else has to be a wannabe. There are fake Sander's out there you gotta watch out for (Alexander, Sanders, Xander). But the real and valid Sander's are usually named Sander or Sandro.
Men with the name Sander are godly beings these are the original human beings god tried to create long ago.

These beings are more speacial than any other being.
Person 1: "Look at that man, I've never seen such a perfect man in my whole entire life!"
Person 2: "I think we just met a Sander!!"
by HatakeVR November 22, 2021
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Sander is a tall and lanky person. He is a nice guy who always wants to help out, he drives his friends home from school, give them daus for only 3kr. When a Sander is in your friend group you know you are gonna have a good time out. But when it comes to drinking he is not very competitive. A Sander is slow and unathletic. A Sander thinks he can get girls but in reality hooks up with the same trash hes been with the past 10 times, this event happens mostly when hes gotten a bit too much to drink.
Person 1: Hey Sander wanna come pre drink with the boys?
Sander: Is that even a question!?
A couple hours later...
Person 2: Hey Sander! What did you bring?
Sander: Ah just a 6pack of strawberry mokai.
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6: Kinda sus ngl.
by KongJulian81 October 07, 2020
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A really cool and kind guy.
He has somewhat curly long hair.
A greay guy to get to know.
He may appear shy at the start but he is very outgoing.
He wears very cute graphic tees.
"Hey did you see Sander the other day? He helped an old lady cross the street. Isn't he so kind."
by JellyLittle August 08, 2015
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A fun way to say furry! He is a menace to society and loves kids way too much.
Damn that Sander needs to get off the kindergartens' property!
by antihaga March 27, 2022
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To wake up early in the morning in the dead of winter with the sole intent of taking an excessively long shower. A true Sander is done when you know that everyone else is waiting and relying on a shower to get them through the day. Getting Sandered may result in a pathological phenomenon known as an "undeSANDERED" testicle when your roommates attempt to shower after you.
Hey man, make it quick. I got Sandered yesterday and my balls still haven't dropped back down.
by hypoxic drive March 03, 2010
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A beta male that thinks he's alpha
I hate how alex acts like such a sander
by Stinky69420 March 13, 2020
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A Sander is a closet homosexual who does something ellevillt everyday
Peter: So you came out of the closet?
Bird: I could not stay Sander for ever
by Sanderhater May 27, 2013
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