Samil

Samil is the fittest and coolest person you would ever meet. He is amazing and people look up to me, he is really clever but gets downgraded and looked down on by fellow classmates/workmates and doesn't get the rendition he deserves. He is a genius, 'nuff said

Wow, I just met a Samil, he is kind of a boff yanoe'

by blueclock July 26, 2012

samiul

An extremely dashing gentleman who has a way with the ladies. Is not premiscuous yet has the abilities to win a females heart easily. He is all hearing such is if you talk bad about him, he will know!

Omg! That guy is such a Samiul!

I wish my boyfriend was a Samiul.

by Thyallknowing June 8, 2014

floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012

samlu

a state of never having sexual relations

man, i've been samlu since college.

by Shu Man Jen January 4, 2009

John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.

teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"

by Physics Man II November 13, 2005

samellies

three hot and sexy bitches

Bob: HEY Look at those Samellies walking down the street,
Dave: Oh fo sho! Aren't they some hot and sexy eye candy.

by Esther and Marge March 27, 2008

sadult

An adult who genuinely just fucking hates life.

It's hard not to be a sadult with how shit 2020 is going.

by incredibly_sad July 3, 2020