Samuel L Jackson

The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.

Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA

by yyz August 3, 2007

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Samuel L Jackson Rule

A rule that applies to the game Scrabble. When someone can put together the name/word Samuel L Jackson in Scrabble, that board and all the pieces to the game are burned in honor of Samuel L Jackson.

Omg! He spelled Samuel L Jackson.We must follow the Samuel L Jackson Rule and start a fire.

by betterwordmaster November 27, 2007

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Samuel L Jackson attack

When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"

Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone

by Joseph_Goeballs.daddy January 4, 2021

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the curse of Samuel L. Jackson

When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.

Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."

by Melink0 June 20, 2014

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Samuel L Jackson

That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor

Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"

by Let me suck you're cock! June 16, 2015

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