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cat shit sammich

What one ate while sleeping, that melts your eyebrows off when they breathe morning breath on you, upon first waking up.
Daaaamn baby, turn back over! Smells like you ate a cat shit sammich last night!
cat shit sammich by Boymom1 August 29, 2017
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ham sammich 

A meal item containing ham, normally between two pieces of bread. You can also add mayo, mustard, lettuce, tomato, bacon, and cheese. Add some chips and a pickle for a full, satifying lunch.
Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: Lunch!

Jase: What do we want?

Godwin: HAM SAMMICH!
ham sammich by John Godwin February 7, 2013
when i think of sammie, i think of bitch. probably one of the meanest people you'll ever meet
oh that sammie girl is a bitch. she treats everyone like shit & talks shit behind their backs
sammie by aj980 August 22, 2017

sammich maker 

(n) A woman
Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!
a shy girl at first but is remarkable once you get to know her. she’s trustworthy and very popular. at sometimes, she can be a little mean, but she cools off immediately. if you ever find a sammie, KEEP HER
“I just met Sammie in the lunchroom and we became best friends so quick.”
sammie by LokiBear May 2, 2018
A combination of "Samantha/Sam" and the word "meh"
It is usually used intstead of "Sammy/Sammie"
To most it is just a cool substitution for a somewhat common name.
Sammeh is a better nickname than Sammy!
Sammeh by Randommm January 19, 2008