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safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.
Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.
by Gradez March 18, 2009
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Saffers

Natives of South Africa (mainly used in the UK).
Based on the abbreviation for South Africa as SAf.
Come to our BBQ, there will be lots of Ozzies, Kiwis and Saffers there!
by Mike O'Donnell November 4, 2007
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safetard

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.
by Gunguy November 1, 2014
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Saffervescence

A slang derivative of effervescence. The term is used to describe the awesomeness given off by one, and only one, interaction designer extraordinaire. It is a feeling hard to describe, but you know it when you are in its presence; there is a certain "rarefied vocational air".
He walked into the room and saffervescence filled all of the available space. The air felt electric.
by Dan Harrelson March 12, 2008
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safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.
Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!
by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016
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safety poo

A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.
Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.
by mikethompson February 14, 2009
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the safety dance

Extremely catchy song by the synth pop group Men Without Hats. It's about nonconformism and doing your own thing.
The Safety Dance Lyrics--

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance
by Taylorman June 17, 2006
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