Swimmers Sacrifice

A ritual many male swimmers will have to go through.
The sacrifice being the hair from their body. The swimmer sacrifice is when a male swimmer has to shave his body for an important meet, though it usually is used to refer to when a male swimmer shaves his arms and legs.

Gym Class
Samuel: So that's when I did the lion king to her.
Richard: Holy Shit, what did she think?

Samuel: She was totally fine with it! She laughed!
-They both look over to see another guy with hairless legs-
Richard: What the fuck? Why did he shave his legs? What is he gay?
Samuel: No he's just a swimmer. The swim team has their championship meet tonight. They all shaved down.

Richard: Is it that important?
Samuel: Anything you can do to cut down on drag you do. Its the swimmers sacrifice that every male swimmer must do.

by sheerfire January 18, 2013

Sacrilegious

Grossly irreverent toward what is or is held to be sacred. Or extremely disrespectful towards sacred things.

Joe: Thank you lord for everything.
Dan: Hey man oh sweet Jesus!
Joe:Oh my gosh stop licking the lords mothers Breasts you sacrilegious boy! This is a sacred place and she is sacred person!
Dan:Freakin hot mother of Jesus!

by home girl liz December 24, 2008

Sacrifice Bunt

When you take the fat friend out of the equation, so that your buddy is then advanced into "scoring position" with the hotter broad of the group. Essentially, being a wingman but sticking along the lines of the baseball theme.

Jake wanted to make his move with this chick at the bar, but he couldn't get her alone. I was already blacked out so I told him that I would lay down the sacrifice bunt.

by Ryan Wooden February 17, 2009

Sacristy Rat

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.

"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."

by HomerosSimpson August 24, 2013

the sacrifice

The sacrifice is a method of revenge and should only be used when all people involved in seeking revenge agree the victim should be sacrificed. When a guy or girl does something to make you mad, then you can sacrifice them. Essentially, you talk the guy or girl into hooking up in their parent's room while their parents are out to a movie or dinner. Then once you're in the parent's bedroom, you handcuff the guy or girl to the bed and start turning then on. The person seeking revenge should keep going down on the guy or girl until they're just about to cum and then get up and walk away, leaving the person hand cuffed to their parent's bed naked and unable to hide. If the victim is a guy, he'll have a mean case of blue balls, and if it's a girl, her parents will have a lovely view of her all wet and wild on their bed. In either case, the person will be unable to finish the job you started on their own while handcuffed, and unable to hide before their parents return home eager to go to bed. Leave the key somewhere out of reach of the person so that their parent's can uncuff them later.

to clarify, here is a detailed example... This guy, let's call him Joe, cheated on my best friend. So, to get back at him I started hitting on him all the time and he eventually invited me over to fool around while his parents were out. I brought hand cuffs and talked him into letting me cuff him to his parent's bed, I convinced him that I'm into hand cuffs and stuff like that. Then I started giving him head and when I could tell he was getting close, I stopped and got up. I told him that I thought he was an ass hole for hurting my friend and waived the key to the cuffs infront of his face and placed it on the coffee table acrossed the room and left the door wide open on my way out of the house. he told his friends the next day that his dad flipped out when his mom and him walked on their son hand cuffed and naked to their bed with a huge boner.

this is called "the sacrifice" because it's similiar to when a tribe ties an animal or person to a pole as a sacrfice to some wild animal or god that will come and eat him later.

by MentorCards06 September 2, 2008

Sacrificial chip

That broken or small chip which is too tiny to be dipped so it is thrown into the dip and drowned so that it can be removed by a Rescue Chip.

My fingers get all cheesy trying to dip these crumbs! I'm going to throw these Sacrificial Chips in and go get a new bag of Rescue Chips!

by JimmyJamBer July 31, 2009

Sacrine Daddy

This is similar to a sugar daddy except the woman keeps stringing the older man along with a false hope of some sugar.

That girl treats me like a sacrine daddy, she should just give me some sugar.

by sdaddy May 17, 2010