If you are targeted for removal by the international network of microwave transmitter harassment, one of the first steps is to isolate you by changing your sleeping habits, including causing "insomnia", letting you sleep only during the day, or on an unusual pattern.
The result is that you will most likely not see a lot of sun, but you will probably feel like you are getting a sunburn. It goes a few inches into your skin.
You may begin to experience splotchy skin tone, and the feeling that you are being burned, dryness of throat, dry eyes, and a numbness in your face and on the top of your head. Try putting a hand on some grounded metal.
Get up and move around. Talk about your experiences openly with people, because the harassment only works if you are insecure about your ethics, your words, and actions.
The result is that you will most likely not see a lot of sun, but you will probably feel like you are getting a sunburn. It goes a few inches into your skin.
You may begin to experience splotchy skin tone, and the feeling that you are being burned, dryness of throat, dry eyes, and a numbness in your face and on the top of your head. Try putting a hand on some grounded metal.
Get up and move around. Talk about your experiences openly with people, because the harassment only works if you are insecure about your ethics, your words, and actions.
"I started leaving 'magical', exploitive thinking behind, and soon found myself with ADD and a bad case of midnight sunburn."
by Prime Optimist April 23, 2010
Get the Midnight Sunburnmug. When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.
Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"
by Punk Rock Records October 30, 2010
Get the New Jersey Sunburnmug. by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017
Get the South American sunburnmug. only people named abby(abelina) can get sunburned on the back of the knees. if you’re not her you’re out of luck.
Abby: “yeah i got sunburned on the back of my knees”
Person: “is getting sunburn on the back of the knees even a thing?!”
Abby: “wait that’s never happened to you before?”
Person: “is getting sunburn on the back of the knees even a thing?!”
Abby: “wait that’s never happened to you before?”
by anhhhh April 15, 2022
Get the sunburn on the back of the kneesmug. You know, it's that thing when a hobo becomes a rich man, so they take the big bubble bath.
Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.
Defined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.
by krai May 2, 2010
Get the sunburned drifters with soapsud beardsmug. When you're with a girl for the first time and she's suckin your freshly shaved cock and balls while in the 69 position and you hear the door rattle and you panic, rapidly pulling your cock out of her mouth and grinding your ass and stubbly balls across her entire face in retreat cuz your wife just got home.
Q: Damn girl, what happened to your face, its all red?
A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
A: Yeah girl, this mother fucker I hooked up with last night drug his balls across my face when his wife came home early last night and gave me a BallSack Sunburn.
by Bigdaddy Catalano September 20, 2025
Get the Ballsack Sunburnmug. Max: hey Ivar, do you know what an Egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.
Ivar: Nice!
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.
Ivar: Nice!
by ivar123 July 11, 2017
Get the Egyptian sunburnmug.