spork

To spork: When a man becomes erect while spooning a women and it leads to sexual intercourse.

Woman: "Let's cuddle"
Man: "Okay."
Woman: "This feels nice."
Man: "Yes it does."
Woman: "Hey, I feel that, are you trying to spork me?"

spork by Smiles129 October 11, 2014

Spork

A utensil much like a spoon but with points to pick up something like meat

I want a spoon but my food must also be skewered to be picked up. So I will use a spork.

Spork by Basic processor system robot July 31, 2015

Spork

when an innocent spooning session ends in rough sex

dude I totally sporked her so hard last night

Spork by daddyfabulousskittles February 14, 2018

Spork

A person who is lame, boring, dull, slow, or stupid

Quit being such a fucking spork man!

Spork by Ms Boss lady May 28, 2018

Spork

A person who is online on instagram past 1:30am is a Spork.

A nickname given to the actor Scott Folan due to his being active past 1:30am. Scott "Spork" Folan is an actor who was cast as Jeremy Heere in the 2020 production of the hit broadway musical 'Be More Chill' in London.

Go to bed you Spork.
Spork Folan plays the character of Jeremy really well.

Spork by SporkSporkSporky December 28, 2019

Spork

A bisexual person;

The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.

His spork behavior is illuminated when he goes for the males and females, the rizz goes both ways.

Spork by RizzyRedRaccoon August 25, 2023

spork

the most useful eating utensil known to mankind as of his date

lets go steal some sporks from toco bell.

spork by C<{XXX}[:::::::::::::::::::::::::> February 10, 2003