water splashback

When water splashes up from the bowl and makes your behind wet, during the act of "taking a shit"

Damn i need some more paper, my ass is wet because of all the water splashback

by dipso January 7, 2004

splashback

1. when the water from a toilet or a urinal splashes up or out and wets your arse or shoes.

2. (metaphorical) unforeseen, unintentional, negative consequences of a person's actions.

1. John noticed a light mist on his shoes and cursed his splashback.

2. Neil realised he had incurred splashback when he recognised his girlfriend's mother as the older woman he had picked up while drunk the previous weekend.

by Gunnar Longshanks January 4, 2007

splashback

The spritzes of urine that deflect off of toilets, urinals and urinal cakes and onto the person urinating, as well has his clothes and shoes.

When I use the urinal I always aim for the side to reduce splashback.

by crace selvage September 27, 2007

seatbacks

when leaving a seat calling seatbacks before someone else sits in it gets you your seat back upon returning. If you sit somewhere else, or go outside than seatbacks is nullified.

Get up out my seat, I called seatbacks 'fo you sat down

by lesteveman September 5, 2006

sweatback

(n.)- A racist, derrogatory, offensive term used to describe of person of Mexican or El Salvadorian descent. Sweat meaning getting there back wet and sweaty working in the fields, coining the term "sweatback."

Dylan tried to shank us when we called him a sweatback.

by Maximus Bluntoff April 25, 2006

Splashback Syndrome

While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.

Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.

by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007

splitback

Splitback is a typically jolly chap who is outgoing and quite talkative. They tend to appeal to a lot of people with their sense of humor and positivity. Their intelligence surpasses quite a lot of the human race, which surprises many.

Wig, Splitback just won an award! He talks so much and is super nice, I never expected him to actually have some smarts.

by splitback July 3, 2018