Sperming

Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.

Lindsay: How did you make it to the front of the crowd?

Paris: I am a master at sperming.

by Deepthoughts December 30, 2011

sperm

1. vanilla ice cream
2. C.'s best friends
3. what's in A.'s hair right now
4. your mother's worst enemy
5. life ruiner
6. banana juice
7. the reason they invented abortions
8. mini jellyfish
9. bitter

SPERM sperm sperm sperrrrm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chocolategrape March 4, 2008

sperm

A sperm is what comes out of the penis during intercourse(or ejaculation for that matter).

"During intercourse, the male's penis begins to produce and output sperm."

by Douchebag February 7, 2003

sperming

When you rub your dick skin against something. It feels fucking awesome.

I was sperming last night and it felt amazing.

by sperminggal December 15, 2017

sperm

To be or not to be that is the question. Famous quote from William Shakespeare, which sperms use derisively.

The sperm either make it to the ovary, or don't. Sucks for the ones who dont.

by Glutinator June 1, 2007

spermed

the equivalent of jizzing in a vagina as the result of having sex.

in awesome terms, vulcanizing the whoopie stick in the ham wallet.

other forms include sperming and spermage.

i spermed the shit out of her last night.

i'm totally sperming all over.

dude, you should have seen the amount of spermage last night.

by kaylanicool November 30, 2011

sperm

What allowed reproduction to take place.

"Try it on me. OW! My sperm."

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003