Referring to a state of drunkenness. The point in which you've exceeded your minimal drinking limit. The bar is serving $2.25 schooners, you've had 4.
by Narnia Marie May 20, 2011
by app state May 05, 2011
girl of your dreams.
don't mess it up.
a one in a kind girl, you'd be stupid to lose her. isabel's the reason the sun shines and the moon glows, life without her just isn't the same. she's the only person you'll ever need.
isabel sosa, if you're reading this, i really miss you. i realize you're the only girl that has ever made me happy, and i genuinely don't know what to do without you. please come back to me. my orland girl. -n
don't mess it up.
a one in a kind girl, you'd be stupid to lose her. isabel's the reason the sun shines and the moon glows, life without her just isn't the same. she's the only person you'll ever need.
isabel sosa, if you're reading this, i really miss you. i realize you're the only girl that has ever made me happy, and i genuinely don't know what to do without you. please come back to me. my orland girl. -n
by imissherbro. December 26, 2022
To corks a bat, then act like nothing happened, only to admit it later and apologize to all of Latin America.
by The Big Sexy July 07, 2004
Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.
by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003
by Jackson Pollack November 13, 2007
A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.
by Plinkton Cyclopes February 25, 2005