sophomore hoes 

curly haired whores who think abercrombie is "hawt" and can not hold a conversation about anything expect for the latest hills episodes. Their only facebook pictures are them in bikinis and of eachother holding red cups. They can be considered lesbians but because of the massive dick they suck it is unable to be determined. They constantly lurk on older boys to try and improve their status. They pretend to get drunk on the weekends than throw themselves at any person with a penis. Especically people with girlfriends. All you need to do is drop your pants, they'll know what to do. Even for stupid hoes they catch on quickly.

Boy: Have you ever seen my room before?
Sophomore Hoes: ha ha no
Boy: Why don't you come up and see my pet snake, his name is Little Will.

Older more sophisticated girl: stupid hoes...

sophomore hoes by freakthemighty December 9, 2009

sophomore 69 

A term used to describe someone who wants to be taught sexual acts by as many people as possible. Often this refers to a virgin, or newly non-virgin, but it is also used by sexually experienced people who want to learn new tricks

Alyssa: I want to learn new sexual tricks.
Joe: oh?
Alyssa: Yes, I want to learn as many new sexual tricks I can from every guy I meet. I'm a regular sophomore 69.

sophomore 69 by George M. Jenkins May 23, 2008

sophomore 

From the Greek words Sophos; meaning wise, and Moros; meaning fool, or foolish. Literally, a 'wise fool'.
1. A word used to denote the stage when a person has gained sufficient knowledge and/or skill to be of some use to his/her society or community, but is still sufficiently untutored or unskilled to perform wisely or correctly in most situations.
2. The second level of instruction in both secondary and collegiate education.

1. His explanation was sophomoric (sic) and uninspired.

2. She is in her sophomore year in college.

sophomore by Uncle Owl October 20, 2004

sophomore 

A second year student in highschool who thinks they are the coolest person in the world because they are no longer freshman.many still havent become the mature people they think they are. The sophomores are the ones who constantly pick on and make fun of freshman even though they were freshman just 3 months ago, while the juniors and seniors dont pay attenion to the freshman and think most sophomores are idiots

I'm a sophomore now! YAY!! Get out of my way you stupid little freshman!

sophomore by awsome! November 21, 2006

Sophomore Catastrophe 

Graduating class of 2012, AKA If the world ends in 2012 I just wasted my whole life in school.

"I might as well just drop out now!"

"Why would you do that?!"

"Listen, when the sophomore catastrophe comes your going to be mad because you just spent your whole life in school, while I'll be laughing it up in GUAM!"

"...."

"I'm just saying... Think about it..."

Sophomore Catastrophe by cookiedough5454 January 3, 2010

sophomore 

A person who is in their second year of high school or college. Most of the time, this term refers to the high school sophomores. It's the most important year academically, even more-so than freshman year. Most sophomores have matured a bit since freshman year. Many of them of generally good people. However, there are idiots that think they are the best thing since sliced bread because of the fact that they are sophomores. They buy into this idea and start picking on freshman. There are also people that haven't matured one bit since freshman year and still act as retarded, sex-obsessed, and jock-like as ever. Some sophomores actually get along with freshman. Seniors and juniors don't really care much about sophomores. There are a few who are actually friends with sophomores, however.

Sophomore 1: Hey, it's a freshman, let's go beat up his ass.

Sophomore 2: You can go right ahead. I'm staying right here.

*Sophomore 1 goes to a freshman and holds him up. A dean sees this and brings him to his office.*

sophomore by King of Inland October 23, 2007

sophomore year depression 

Sophomore year depression is a mental illness characterized by intense feelings of sadness and hopelessness in your sophomore year of high school. Depression follows you like a creepy ex on Instagram throughout high school, but the most intense periods of this disease come in your sophomore year due to unfamiliarity with these new feelings.

This disease is commonly caused by random things you did in your freshman year and most likely the summer of. By this point, you have probably gotten in to the world of high school dating and maybe even got in to a relationship and somwhere along the way got your heart broken. You also probably dealt with getting used to high school, which took a toll on your mental health.

If you feel Sophomore year depression you should know that, much like spicy food, you don't feel better the more you go through it. All you can do is increase your tolerance to this lingering feeling all throughout high school.

It's statistically proven that the best year to get depression in high school is sophomore year, due to the lack of AP classes, SATs, and college applications. This gives you more time to lie in bed and think about what the fuck you're doing.

Sophomore: I've been feeling so down lately, all I wanna do when I get home is get in bed and sleep. I hate high school

Senior: Ah, looks like you got Sophomore year depression.

sophomore year depression by Jimbla221 March 2, 2021