snarking

A game, of sorts, wherein a group of snarky people stand in a circle and try to outsnark eachother with increasingly witty, disdainful comments.

I didn't get a chance to talk to you because I was by the stereo snarking on the music all night.

by jasonpjason February 10, 2008

Snark

bitchy guerilla warfare.

Use up all your snark for the week on that bitch and teach her a fucking lesson!

by Boss33 June 6, 2010

snark

Mysterious or unknown, possibly non-existent, bug in a process, system or software that manifests in an unclear or inconsistent manner; difficult to confirm or track down, like hunting a snipe.

Some bugs you can search for before ever releasing the program, and some you can catch during beta-testing, but a snark just has to be experienced by a user.

by lb2nz December 28, 2005

snark

To grab, to snatch, to steal legally. See also "yoink" and "gank".

My brother snarked the last cookie!

by CallistaZM December 21, 2006

snark

an abriviation for Snotty, (k)Now-it-all, Annoying, Rotten, Kids

it was used a lot to descibe campers at an english horse riding summer camp

Those campers last week were such snarks!

by Super Geek December 28, 2005

Snark

One who sits in their bathwater, farts, then snaps at the bubbles with their mouth.

Make sure he takes a shower, he's a snark. If he takes a bath he'll be farting and snapping at the bubbles for hours.

by ABBent September 11, 2011

Snark

A small portion of anything. Less than a tad, but more than a scoche.

Can I get just a snark more soda in this glass, please? Toodles.

by Alex P. Smith November 23, 2007