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smonday

Strategically fusing your Sunday with your Monday using copious and various amounts of alcoholic beverages. On a Smonday one may be seen in his or her same attire he or she did or did not sleep in from the night before. Smonday will commence as soon as a Saturday is over.

In order to truly celebrate a Smonday, one must be extremely hungover from the night before.
"Oh my gosh! I saw Susie in that same outfit last night at the club, now she is drinking Mimosa's at Denny's and its only 11:30 am...she is having one hell of a Smonday!"
by ihearthandgrenades April 3, 2008
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smonked

to get your ass kicked by a monk.
Wow, that crazy dude in the brown robe just SMONKED your stupid ass!
by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003
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Smonk The Wonk

Person 1: Yo bro, I like to smonk the wonk! I do it all the time.

Person 2: Sick, bro!
by Roggyboi September 22, 2018
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smonk doggo

a doggo that is tall on w33d
Doggo 1 was a smonk doggo
by kinkydong69 February 22, 2019
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smonup

A person or animal that is an idiot or displays idiotic behaviour
Ben : I fell down the stairs

John: you’re such a smonup
by asadafag October 3, 2021
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Smongry

When a person is ready to Smoke
Mann I sure am Smongry Right now let’s smoke one.
by Birchleaf Fresh May 25, 2022
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smonday

The magical day before Monday and after Sunday. The perfect day to plan to do things you can't really afford the time to do during the week. Alternatively, anything you can't remember when or if it happened, say it happened on Smonday.

Originated from some confusion when a weekly TV guide missed the date between a Sunday and a Monday, leaving the only explanation that the missing date fell on a Smonday.
"Do you fancy going to the theatre this week Bob?"
"Yeah, but I'm really busy and can't really afford it. Can we go on Smonday?"

"Do you remember when you tripped up and your wabs fell out in front of all the guys in that club?"
"Erm... that never happened!"
"Erm, yes it did! I think you'll find it was last Smonday."
by mary moo May 17, 2005
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