SLMH

Slap my head. To take ones hand and pound against ones forehead, as if trying to say "duh" to ones self, or calling yourself an idiot.

"I went to Cancun last weekend and should have brought a condom"... SLMH, I'm such an idiot.

by D'oh Guy July 31, 2011

slmao

Silently laughing my ass off.

Generally used in text messages or IM's where the recipient can obviously see you are not physically/vocally laughing; therefore, slmao had to be implemented.

*You have 1 New Message from "Nerd"*

-"Dude, did you hear what DL just said?...slmao..."

by Zac Huntley April 9, 2008

SLMBO

Softly laughing my butt off or silently laughing my butt off

My family was sleeping but my friend sent a funny text message so i was laying in bed slmbo.

by oof-oop May 28, 2019

slmao

Seriously laughing my ass off.

Look at that cheese.

Slmao.

by Leeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrroooooooy November 12, 2007

slmft

Sounds Like My First Time
Similar to "that's what she/he said" - makes a sexual joke out of something non sexual

"Why is it so tight? (Referring to something non-sexual) " "slmft"

by czmj March 15, 2015

slmfyoyo

So long, mother fucker! You're on your own!

Oh, you don't wanna hear me out? SLMFYOYO!

by KiwiSplasher April 8, 2015

slmeilos

Slmeilos, she is the nicest and sweetest person ever!! She is very kind to her fans and has the best colouring ever

“Who is slmeilos?”
The best fanpage ever

by Slmeilos May 1, 2022