Skeet 

A slang term from the province of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada used to describe lower class youth who are unhygienic, sloppy in terms of dress, ignorant, rude/obnoxious, usually on hard drugs such as meth, crack, or heroin. Pretty much similar to a chav in the UK.

Bob: Did you see those that sketchy looking kid over there
Dan: Yeah, she's obviously a skeet.

Skeet by Fuckhead Farley April 6, 2022

skeet 

in st. louis we have been using skeet for a couple years as three things
1. something really small
2. something unfair or cheap or something not appreciated
3. a verb if a person exemplfies something in def. 2

those are some skeet shorts

that test was so skeet

chris skeeted me by not paying me back

skeet by a-lowes September 1, 2004

Skeet 

To ejaculate; "cum", "jizz"

She threatened to eat it whenever i SKEETED.

Skeet by Phrank January 5, 2004

skeet 

to cum upon a bitch.

Lil Jon: Skeet, Skeet, Skeet

skeet by Tyron April 10, 2004

skeet 

Pulling the penis out just before ejaculation and shooting the load outside the vagina. For example on her(his -.- ) belly or in case of doggy-style, on her(his -.- ) back or bottom.

Damn, the last time I skeet, the bitch went straight to the bathroom to clean that ass up.

skeet by k . June 14, 2007

skeet 

v. to project one's ejaculate

ORIGIN:

When "skeet shooting" with a real rifle, one uses clay pigeons. Since another term for a hoe, skank, hood rat, or chickenhead is a pigeon, in the same manner as firing ballistics at a clay pigeon, one may skeet on a "hood" pigeon.

The term has evolved to be used more loosely, as in ejaculating on anything, not just a pigeon, but its origin lies in riflery and marksmanship.

The term may also be used as a noun, refferring to the ejaculate itself:

My skeet's like acid, burn your eyeballs out

skeet by teetastic.com September 27, 2005

Skeet 

A highly pressurized, protein enriched, semi-viscous baby batter typically found in or on attention starved college students, covering peanut butter titties, or in that crusty ass sock under your bed. (you know who you are)

Construction worker #1: I almost blew my baby batter inside of her, but at the last second, I pulled out and skeeted all over her peanut butter titties.

Construction worker #2: No, no you didn't

Construction worker #1: I'm gay

Construction worker #2: You skeet on other dudesons? I'm leaving.

Skeet by boootyhairs October 13, 2011