by Cachow bitch September 24, 2020
Get the Chris Sextonmug. A man who tries to do 69 position with his partner in bed at 2:31 am. He jumps on top of him/her and pumps white juice like a factory of cum. He keeps jumping until he can’t. He gets blue balls and sits down like a robot with his balls turning blue. When the man or woman tries to give him head, it hurts.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
Ronald McDonald then comes in and gives him sloppy doggy style until he can’t anymore.
After he is done and can’t hook up with anyone, he fucks his waffle-daffy taffy mcstaffy mustard white nosed hairy smelly boxer.
by ellodad January 26, 2021
Get the Dirty Sextonmug. The act of over exagerating a sentence or speaking very dramatically. Often used to hook listeners while telling a story.
by wordadorw May 6, 2011
Get the Sextonizemug. by Flanno69 February 7, 2023
Get the The Sextonmug. by SPrice1980 April 16, 2022
Get the Cindy Sextonmug. Refers to when you want to mess with the minds of the people who follow you. Normally used by ex coppers who write books and tries to be relevant. A bit like sexting but more for the individual sexton
by Antgood January 18, 2022
Get the Sextonmug. 