scrotiny

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.

The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.

by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014

Tree Scrotum

Tree Scrotum or Treescrotum.

The combination between a tree and a scrotum.
Can be used as a disorienting insult or an awkward silence breaker.

Guy 1: That's not what your mom was sayin in bed last night!
Guy 2: STFU tree scrotum!
Guy 1: ??
Guy 2: *punch*

Guy: So I was at this party last night when out of know where there was a crazy awkward silence. One guy tried busting out the awkward turtle, but it didn't work, so I yelled out "Tree Scrotum!"

by §3 Blaze May 14, 2010

scrotum champ

When a man or woman has mastered all possible fetishes with the male scrotum, he / she will then be crowned a "scrotum champ". It can also be used as an insult, which is commonly used to target someone's sexuality.

Guy: Hey girl, Rodney told me you were a scrotum champ.

Girl: Well, let's just say i know how to please a man.

OR

Guy: Hey chester, I'll kick your ass you piece of shit.

Other Guy: Atleast I'm not a scrotum champ, faggot.

by mike, blake, anthony July 28, 2006

scrotum beard

A normal beard. Except that it sprouts from a man's (usually) scrotum--his ballsack. They can be a variety of colors, and can come in many different shapes and sizes. Some are curlier than others, and some are thicker than others. It all really depends on the person. And legend has it--scrotum beards are actually what allows people who live in cold climates not to get scrotum frostbite.

Do you have a scrotum beard?

My scrotum beard is so long, you could call me a male Rapunzel!
(there's a video called "Repulsel" by Cyanide & Happiness that's kinda like this)

by Poofy Minion June 14, 2016

Stinky Scrotum

The particular odor that emits from a male's gentials when an abnormal amount of sweat combines with unwashed filth.

Bob: Dude what's that smell? Have you showered recently?
Tim: Nah brah, and I just went to the gym
Bob: Brah I can smell your stinky scrotum...

by Ohdoyanow May 23, 2011

scrotummy

1. The feeling in your stomach after being hit in the scrotum.

2. The dull pain felt in your tummy after blunt trauma to the testicles.

1. Yo, i've got some severe scrotummy after that football tagged me in the balls.

2. After you slapped me in the junk, I'm feeling that scrotummy for real.

by ryanapplebaum June 1, 2016

Scrotum Butter

When your balls sweat profusely and it's been a few days since you've showered so all the lint, dead skin cells, and sweat accumulate into a fine butter on your scrotum. Often used as a lubricant for anal.

"Don't forget to scrape off your scrotum butter with a butter knife before going to grandma's, sweetie"

by CrispyFetus January 14, 2019