scorchin

to hot to handle. can be used as another derivitive of saucy. The best out there!

That Car is Scorchin!

by a clergy man April 17, 2004

slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

by MC? April 2, 2011

scorchio

The term used to describe Spanish weather in the Fast Show's Channel 9 sketch. It was always 'scorchio' (accompanied by the appropriate symbol of a sun) except for one episode, when it was cumulus nimbus, making Paula the weather girl cry.

"xxx...scorchio!" (where xxx is a place name, repeat until you've covered the entire country)

by Superfrog March 8, 2004

Skouching

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

by bsteez October 19, 2009

Why Are You Searching This?

Hmmm, I wonder, why are you? Your curious I know it.

Why are you searching this?

by Sickity Skitty Shitty Shit. June 20, 2019

searching for truffles

The act of oral sex which inevitably leads to the sound a swine might make whilst foraging for fungi

Girls love it when guys go searching for truffles in their never regions

by Lovin'theladyboys May 18, 2015

Scotching

What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a ridiculous half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South African music and most importantly having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.

What's Pork Scotch up to today?

Surprisingly enough he's doing some Scotching.

Doesn't he ever get bored of it?

Nope. The tedious old twat has nothing better to do.

by flappy dickwad August 20, 2009