satellite

A device which does either:

1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).

2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.

3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)

* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!

putting a "satellite" in orbit.

You know ... that jackass is such a satellite!

by anon-sa February 7, 2005

Satellite Friend

a friend of a friend-- someone you don't hang out with directly, but who moves within the same circles, and each of you know who the other is.

"That girl Ann is in my psychology class."
"I don't know who that is."
"Sure you do, she's one of Ashley's satellite friends: long hair, way too much makeup, always wearing purple somewhere..."
"Oh yeah, her."

by A. Holt Ambrosius February 21, 2009

satellite on a stick

TV, radio, or cell phone tower.

I can see the satellite on a stick over the treeline in my back yard.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 3, 2011

in the dick with the satellite

An object placed or situated at a very long distance from yourself

I can't reach the bottle, it's in the dick with the satellite

by AuthenticName420 April 16, 2023

XM Satellite Radio

Satellite radio service that is superior to all others.

Opie and Anthony broadcast on XM Satellite Radio.

by Ant Cum May 15, 2005

satellizer

Beautiful, strong, brave, a good friend doesn't shit from anyone when you see her its like angels have begun singing you'll know when you see her you're in love and can see the kindness in her eyes. One person you'll hate to forget. She's the one who you can come to when you need to help solve your problems and when you need comfort, a shoulder to cry on even

"Man that girl is such a Satellizer."

by Luminescence May 27, 2015

satellite

When your got that kid you hang out with that you don't really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the blunt and they inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their lungs

Rory just satellited that blunt!

by Jameilee March 4, 2008