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S.W.O.K

Single With Out Kids. Used to remind family, friends, and co-workers with children that they cannot afford the nice 75" inch TV, trip to Spain, or other frivolous expenditures due to their need to prioritize differently than the single person.
"You bought a bigger TV? What's wrong with the old one?"
"Nothing, it's a benefit of being S.W.O.K."
by ZaGriz September 5, 2019
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K.A.P.O.S.

K.A.P.O.S. is an acronym for Kill All Pedophiles On Site.
When nambla showed up the pride parade, we all shouted K.A.P.O.S. before beating them and tossing their bodies in the sewer. Trash like them don't belong in our community.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns November 18, 2021
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s.o.c.k.

Semen Overflow Containment Kit.

Often found in the form of a cotton male crew-cut stocking, though other forms have been improvised.
I'm totally gonna jack off like none's business tonight, but I need to secure a good S.O.C.K. first to make sure I don't make a mess.
by Colostomes December 27, 2009
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G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word used by the superior Dutch people to signify their presence on any Dutch related posts which literally translates to "Colonised". Usage of this word is usually followed by someone else saying "Zeg makker".
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear about this one thing that is super vaguely connected to the Dutch?"
Guy 2: "No I actually didn't, I would love to hea-
Random Dutch person: "G E K O L O N I S E E R D"
by Lickwits November 14, 2019
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Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.
Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!
by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010
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G E K O L O N I S E E R D

A word that dutch men like to use in really bad memes. it means KOLONISED.
youtube video for tiny kids exists.
dutch men: G E K O L O N I S E E R D
by QWERIOP1 March 29, 2019
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S.o.c.k

Acronym for Some Other Cunts Kid
Have to look after the S.O.C.K tonight.
by Legacy8876 August 26, 2017
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