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Valentine's Day

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....
by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008
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valentine's day

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day
Happy fucking Valentine's Day
by katie was here August 23, 2007
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valentine's day

A holiday that is celebrated in sterotypical ways (like all the other holidays x.x) that can make a person (even if they DO have a partner or are in love) extremely depressed
2. for a lucky few, a time for uncontrollable love and romance only to end in stds and death
Valentine's Day would be cool if some fuckers hadn't decided to turn it into a marketing scheme.
by Virgin Mary January 31, 2004
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Motherfucker's Day

The day after Mother's Day, dedicated to all motherfuckers everywhere.
I gave my next door neighbor flowers for Motherfucker's Day. I told him "you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother".
by Quaoar May 17, 2006
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Muscle Man's day

On December the 11th, every person should tell "my mom" jokes
Person 1: I'm gonna participate in Muscle Man's day this year
Person 2: you know who else will participate in Muscle Man's day? MY MOM
by Mitch Sorenstein December 10, 2020
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St. Breton's Day

Day to celebrate St. Breton, the Patron Saint of Dingies, Fritted Conch and Eclipsed Vision. Observed in the Caribbean Islands, most notably Grand Bahama.

Toast
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A Eclipse beer – and another one!

Happy St Breton - If you’re enough lucky to be Caper, you’re lucky enough!

Greener's Cliffs and a Cold Eclipse - Cheers!

St. Breton's Day saying
Eclipsed sight makes a merry fight.

g’way b’ye the dingies cry,
smell the sea, and feel the sky
let your soul & spirit fly, into the eclipse..

Food Traditions
Eclipse Battered Conch Fritters in Caper sauce. (Creamy Lemon and Capers)
Happy St. Breton's Day! Let's drink.
by JayDee Salinger January 19, 2015
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Valentine's Day Heartbreak

Valentine's Day Heartbreak is an emotional state of hardship for single,depressed, lonely,and emotionally confused people. This is the time of year when all the lovebirds of the world make other people feel terribly unloved and socially unwanted by parading around school with their $5.00 balloons, pink-and-red teddy bears, and assorted chocolate candies that they will eat in front of single people and never offer to share. Mainstream corporate businesses that are extremely insensitive toward other people's feelings are the forces behind peddling this type of garbage. Since Valentine's Day Heartbreak occurs, all the emotionally inconsiderate and insensitive jerks who celebrate this holiday should keep all of their twisted, manufactured icons of "true love" to themselves.
A conversation between an insensitive loser and a person who suffers from Valentine's Day Heartbreak:
Person 1(basking in their "greatness"): "I'm so special! I have 3 balloons, 4 red roses, and 5 teddy bears...Everyone loves me!....What did you get?
Person 2(wishes February 14 was National Excused Absence Day):Nothing....(crys on the inside)
by inthetruthofwintersun February 14, 2008
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