Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

He's got allergies

A comedic phrase used by students referring to a fake reason a person skipped school.

Teacher: Is Will here today?
Student: No, he's got allergies again.

by HamesJ January 7, 2017

he's a grower not a shower

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection

"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013

He’s him

How to describe someone who just has that dog em

Did you see Ja Morant last night? HE’S HIM!

by Cfarr May 4, 2022

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

he's aces

Aces has been American slang for "the best" at least since the first years of this century, deriving from aces, the highest cards in poker and other card games

He's aces at tennis— Он мастерски играет в теннис
Aces has been American slang for "the best"

by HardaV February 28, 2016

walking around like he's got a big dick

carrying oneself in a manner of un-earned swagger, walking around like a dousch

Look at him flexing while he walks
Yeah he's walking around like he's got a big dick or something

by Ethan Boyle April 22, 2009