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ruislip

A leafy suburb in Middlesex, best known for the mischevous soft porn novel, Tropic of Ruislip, detailing goings on that in my whole childhood in the place I never heard of so maybe it is pure fantasy though mind you there are some rum goings on in the parties thrown by Ruislip yoof. Mentioned in the Domesday book as the leafy abode of "pigges and varlets" and possessing a "ponde" which is still there next to the library. Also known for Ruislip Lido where the movie The Young Ones was made and Cliff Richard who starred in it sang a song with the blue water for backdrop same blue water I used to paddle in and build sandcastles on the shore of when I went there with my mum which we did by getting the 158 bus. There is also Ruslip woods good for rambling and courting but watch out for flashers! "In Ruislip Woods lurk perves, afoot and jagged wi' nerves" - Lord Byron, Rambles in the Brambles, 1868. In Ruislip High Street are several olde world shops including an olde tea shoppe though maybe these days it has been taken over by Starbucks. There is also a Clarkes shoe shop where I bought my first winkle pickers which mightily pissed off the teachers in my school. And so much, so much! Writing this makes me realise I was formed by Ruislip sometimes I even dream of going back there but then again I never will, not really. Still it's well worth a visit. For a full blast of it Betjemenesque power go to Ruislip Manor and wander through the suburban side roads till you get to the main part which was where the Normans had a castle or a keep or summat.
Ruislip. suburbs, pleasure, Lido, Cliff Richard
by Kate Bush October 4, 2006
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ruinion

1. A reunion where everything is ruined for the worse when expectations had been that everything should have gotten better.
2. A reunion where pieces are missing causing its a failure.
Elwood Blues: I'm thinking of putting the band back together. Maybe you could join us.

Cab Chamberlain: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
Elwood Blues: I think you need a hug.

-The ruinion scene from Blues Brothers 2000
by GunsNFNRoses July 27, 2010
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Billy Ruined Christmas

A cocktail consisting of:
3 parts jack Daniel's Tennessee cider
1 part fireball

Shaken and poured over ice
Make me a "Billy ruined Christmas", I need to shake this feeling.
by Sad at Mark's December 25, 2018
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hsfearless runs

When a party does multiple 299 runs in a row.
Party > xOmegaPig: wtf? hsfearless runs?
by godmlg February 9, 2022
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7 idiots who ruined my life

Well, honey, the 7 idiots who ruined your life is Bangtansodamndone obviously. Ever heard of Dance monster? Sock Jean? Yoongay? Hoeshook? Pak Chimin? Teahyung and Jungcock?
Me: *searches on Google '7 idiots who ruined my life'*
Google: *shows an accurate picture which is Bangtansodamndone a.k.a kings of worldwide domination: BTS*
by taeggukthetics April 23, 2018
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ruisi

Ruisi, also called the Blood God and the Lord of Skulls, is the Chaos God of Blood, War and Murder. her domain covers the most basic and brutal of sentient emotions and actions, such as hate, anger, rage, war and killing. Every act of killing or murder in the material universe gives Ruisi power; the more senseless and destructive, the better.
If you do that one more time I will call upon Ruisi to knee you in the balls!
by Frostedinferno May 7, 2017
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