rofflemayo

roffle mayo simply means "roflmao" but pronounced as roffle mayo. it means Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

"Roffle Mayo !! i cum in her eye !!!"

by Stolichnaya August 26, 2003

mark ruffalo

A man who can make a LOT of people weak in the knees. All you have to do is Google his modeling pictures. He is sex on a stick and there is no other way about it. Also a very awesome actor; probably best known for his role as the Incredible Hulk in the 2012 Avengers movie. Also starred in Now You See Me, a movie with THE biggest plot twist in the history of plot twist.

"Mark Ruffalo? Oh, you mean that huge green guy who thrashed Loki in Avengers?" "Yea, not just Loki, but Thor too."

by whodatfan1821 October 26, 2013

Roffel Broffel

Invented by Charlexx & Bexlexx in 2006. This saying basically means to 'ROFL' (roll on the floor laughing) like a ho in a brothel. The spelling is different to add extra humour. Originally created to mock another friend of ours who we cannot name. We are said to 'roffel in the broffel'
This is copyright of Charlexx (GC FAN) and Bexlexx (UK LAMB GIRL)

Bexlexx: OMG, WTF. HE HAS WEIRD EYEBROWS
Charlexx: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Bexlexx: haha,newb. Roffel Broffel
Charlexx: ROFFEL IN THE BROFFEL
Bexlexx: *rolls on the floor like a dirty prostitute*

by Becky Hendrickson May 22, 2008

roffs attack

when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body

omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack

by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010

Ruff roll

Item of food often offered and/or requested by the homeless citizens of Union Street Station.

Hey man, you got any ruff rolls?

by Minister Robert Floid Plump November 23, 2010

roffledoffleganger

1.
a. A person who steals someone's jokes or punchlines to use as there own.

he is such a roffledoffleganger.

by teddy graham September 7, 2005

Ruff Ryders

A world wide Lifestyle of several different groups
originally started as a rap label in 1988.
Including the fallowing atrists for example: DMX, EVE,Jadakiss and more.
The entire Lifestyle includes the fallowing for example:
Record Label
Motorcycles
Cars
Jet ski's
Dogs
and more.
Ruff Ryder members proudly "rep the R" wherever they go.
When in large numbers, a Single RR will yell out
"Ruff Ryders!!!" and all members will shout out
"YOU KNOW!!!" Ruff Ryders is a family oriented
organization with club brothers and sisters of all different
nationalities. Reguardless of chapter roots, the RR looks
out for eachother like a family. The RR Motorcycle Lifestyle
for example has many many chapters stretching out all
around the world. They also have famous stunters as club
members and go by the motto "Stuntin Is a Habit".

1 - Hey Naughty Nate, I didn't know you rode your
motorcycle with the Ruff Ryders!?
2 - Ya dude, I am the Road Captain for the Oakland
chapter.
____

1 - Oh, hey guys check it out, it's the Ruff Ryders!

hey, hey, Ruff Ryders, hey, do you know DMX?

2 - Hell ya I know DMX, I was at X's house last weekend.
____

2 - RUFF RYDERS!!!

RR - YOU KNOW!!!

by Naughty Nate of Oakland RR July 21, 2009