Roomers

Alt right "facts" that literally defy science, logic and all forms of critical thinking.

Hey, did you hear about the COVID-19 roomers? It's a libtard hoax hurrrr durrr

by DingwallDingus February 7, 2021

Roofer

Arkansas slang:

A dumbass, an absolute Neanderthal. Just somebody so incredibly stupid.

Johnny's such a roofer man...

by lesbianfrog December 21, 2023

rooters back

Chronic lower back ache common amongst people that root!

Often caused by over vigorous activity or trying new positions not flexible enough to pull off

I won't be into work today as I have a back case of rooters back

by VoM-NZ April 22, 2024

Rooferize

Rooferize (verb): To explain or perform a task in a manner that is clear, practical, and straightforward, typically using terminology or methods that a roofer would understand. It involves simplifying complex concepts or actions into relatable, hands-on terms often associated with roofing work.

Example: "He rooferized the instructions so even the new crew members could follow along easily."

by 1,002,000 of Bob's Girls March 24, 2025

roofer

Nah. Nope. No. There happens to be statement that don't happen to be the truth. There happens to be statements that don't happen to be the truth. Not "A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3."

Not "a crazy or insane person who exhibits extreme behavior that could endanger others.
That lady keeps kicking the cat's teeth out." Not "She is crazy as a roofer!" /

She is not a roofer!

by JordanJohnsonistheone September 19, 2025

pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

booty roofer

A booty roofer is someone who is addicted to taking drugs by putting them up their butt.

Dude, don't shake that booty roofer's hand!

by 3ringbinder March 31, 2016